1 – Spiders

2 – Mechanised whisks

3 – The constant, on going threat that is a zombie apocalypse!

But unfortunately, I cannot talk about spiders on the interwebs incase the evil interspider overlords find me and eat me.  Which could happen!  You never know thesedays, the interwebs are getting bigger and bigger, they must either be getting bigger interspiders, or getting more of them.  That or they’re branching into the internets, where they’re getting more interfishers to catch people doing illegal things.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

But the other two, OOHH DEAR GOD we’re screwed.  I mean, sure alot of people don’t recognise the sheer power of the mechanised whisk, but we’ve ALL seen what they do to eggs, imagine if someone stuck one in your eye, I don’t think you’d be too happy about that.  And zombie apocalypses, jeez people are just oblivious!  It’s almost as if they think it will never happen.

Even more worrying is to wander onto the possibilities of Zombies possessing the mechanised whisk technology, not only will they eat your brains, they could whisk it into a cheap souffle and have dinner parties with it.  Or even worse, zombies wielding mechanised whisks riding spiders towards dinner parties!  We must stop these atrocities before it is too late, I hope that this blog will give to you the knowledge needed to fend back the living dead for long enough that they get bored and go use the mechanised whisks for more fun purposes – like making a cake mix and only putting the whisk in a little way, then turning it on to see just how much mess it’ll make.

But short of zombies obtaining mechanised whisk technology, zombies are a simple, albiet formidable foe to defeat.  It is my hope that in this blog, together we will create a brighter future, free of the fear and threat of a zombie apocalypse.  But I must go, coursework calls!  I shall leave you with the thought of the day.

- If you placed a zombie in Schrödinger’s box, what would happen? -